The Overlord is currently based out of Lobotomy Fortress - an underground
base where he is plotting his conquest of the universe. With extensive years in
corporate management and world domination strategy, he has decided to share his
insights with the mere mortals who read rags such as this.
There is a lot of waiting when you are taking over the world. Aggressive
negotiations, hostile mergers, vigilante assassinations...a lot of the
day-to-day stuff simply isn't ground for the future ruler of the world, as I'm
sure you can imagine. Well, you probably can't, because you're slime compared
to my grandeur.
