I’m not delusional, I know I’m not the most productive member of society and that my existence is limited to sleeping, eating and, occasionally walking. But earlier today I decided to change my life – I decided that I would finally take those first steps into the big outside world, I would finally pick up those hobbies I had been too afraid to: bike riding, scuba diving and even exploring the wilderness.
Though I’d do it all from the comfort of my safe, dark home.
As I said, I’m not delusional. I know that the leading
cause of death in people within my age group is going outside. There are awful
things out there: people with an assortment of sharpened objects, animals with
more than two legs and breathable air.
